i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
no a rock
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
No, guys, don’t try this, it’s not true. If anything, you’re gonna die faster.
weLL FUCK SIGNAL BOOST THAT IT IS A LIE.
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
OMG THE KID IS LIKE I AM SO DONE WITH ALL YOUR SHIT DAD
HAHAHHAHAH
THERE ARE GENUINE TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYE BALLS I CAN’T
lmfao
- me: eats a snack while making a snack
Read it once through, then without the brackets, then only the brackets.
(It took such a long time to write though)
this is so freaking amazing omg.
i’m officially a trendsetter
“Niggers was the ones with the rope, hanging off trees; Niggas are the ones with gold ropes, hanging out at clubs.”
— Tupac
When a bullet hits a wall
That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.
this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god
Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?
nothings worse than soft grapes
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
(Source: skate-high)
(Source: orgasm-high)
